| If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes
back, she's yours, if she doesn't, she never was.....
NEW VERSIONS
Pessimist
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't as expected, she never was.
Optimist
If you love someone, Set her
free ... Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious
If you love someone, Set her
Free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why?
Impatient
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time..... forget her.
Playful
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, Set her free again, repeat.
Animal-Rights
Activist
If you love someone, Set her
free ... Infact, all living creatures deserve to be free!
Bill Gates
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist
If you love someone, Set her
free ... She'll evolve.
Statisticians
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high ... If she doesn't,
your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's
Fans
If you love someone, Set her
free ... SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over
possessive person
If you love someone, Don't set
her free.
Rhett Butler
If you love someone, Set
YOURSELF FREE ... IF she asks you why .... say you don't give a damn.
Somnambulist
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she comes back, it's a nightmare, if she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional
expert
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she comes back, map her into your system, if she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit
analysis.
Finance expert
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans, if she doesn't, write her off as
an asset gone bad.
Marketing
expert
If you love someone, Set her
free ... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty, if she doesn't, reposition the brand in
new markets.
Contributed by:
Reshman Omar, Karachi, Pakistan
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THE INSTITUTE OF MIND
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