Smiles Gallery 5 ---- The Institute of Mind Sciences, Pakistan

THIS IS IMPORTANT

A woman had tickets to game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals right at center ice. As she sits down, a man comes down & asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.

"No," she says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

She says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the seat?" The woman shakes her head, "No. They are all at the funeral".

LUCK OR BAD-LUCK

A devoted wife had spent her life time taking care of her husband. Now he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came out, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side ... You know what?" "What dear?", She asks gently think you bring me bad luck."

MAN + WOMAN (COMPARISON)

Smart man + Smart woman = romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + Smart woman = affair

Dumb man + Dumb woman = marriage

BOSS + EMPLOYEE (COMPARISON)

Smart boss + Smart employee = profit

Smart boss + Dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + Smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + Dumb employee = overtime