Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God
comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that
dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their
women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter".
With that said and done, the
next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the
men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that
dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you
were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and
made my proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only
one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I
don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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