| In Nairobi restaurant
"Customers who find our
waitresses rude ought to see the manager".
In a Wetland Jewelry
Store
"Ears pierced while you
wait".
In the windows of an
Indian Store along River Road
"Why go elsewhere to be
cheated, when you can come here?".
On the grounds of a
private school
"No trespassing without
permission".
On an Athi River
highway
"Take notice: when this
sign in under water, this road is impassable".
On a poster at Kencom
"Are you an adult that
cannot read? If so, we can help".
In a City restaurant
"Open seven days a week
and weekends".
A sign seen on an
automobile restroom hand dryer
"Do not activate with wet
hands".
In a Pumwani maternity
ward
"No children
allowed".
In a cemetery
"Persons are prohibited
from picking flowers from any but their graves".
In a Thika hotel
"Its forbidden to steal
hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing please don't read this
notice".
In a hotel in Mombassa
"Visitors are expected to
complain at the office between the hours 9 and 11 a.m. daily".
In a club
"Ladies are requested not
to have children in the bar".
|
THE INSTITUTE OF MIND
SCIENCES PAKISTAN 
