Smiles Gallery 11 ---- The Institute of Mind Sciences, Pakistan

MEN AND WOMEN

God comes down to a devoutly religious guy in a dream. The guy takes the opportunity to ask some questions that have bothered him for a long time. "God, when you made women, why did you make them so attractive, so alluring, so irresistible?" God replies, "I did this so that men would like them". The guy hesitates, then asks: "But God ... why did you make them so stupid"? To which God replies: "That's the only way I could get them to like MEN!"

ON MARRIAGE

Remember, Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Its TRUE! Statistically 100% of all divorces are the result of a marriage!

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and Suffering.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A man inserted an "ad" in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine".

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel ! " Second guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive".