Smiles Gallery 1 ---- The Institute of Mind Sciences, Pakistan

"QUOTES"

Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!
* Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she
gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that
some men should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that
your wife will give you for free.
* Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't,
they'd be married too.
* H. L. Mencken
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
* engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a
ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

MIXED PLATE

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the
estimate.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married.
He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
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HIGHEST I.Q.

There are three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in
return for granting each of them a wish. One of the guys just doesn't
believe it, and says: "OK if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."
The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare
flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q."
The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical
solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of
varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that
he says to the mermaid: Quintuple my I.Q." The mermaid looks at him
and says: "You>> know, I normally don't try to change people's minds
when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider.
" The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five and if you don't do it, I won't set
you free."
"Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll
change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something
else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the mermaid
said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times
it's usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done."
* And then he became a woman. *

All Contributed by:

Adeel Khan, Karachi, Pakistan