THE LAMP ---- PAGE # 7

 

Smile

SMILE PLEASE

Smile

 

FUNNY SIGNS AROUND THE COUNTRY
 

In Nairobi restaurant

"Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager".

In a Wetland Jewelry Store

"Ears pierced while you wait".

In the windows of an Indian Store along River Road

"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?".

On the grounds of a private school

"No trespassing without permission".

On an Athi River highway

"Take notice: when this sign in under water, this road is impassable".

On a poster at Kencom

"Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help".

In a City restaurant

"Open seven days a week and weekends".

A sign seen on an automobile restroom hand dryer

"Do not activate with wet hands".

In a Pumwani maternity ward

"No children allowed".

In a cemetery

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their graves".

In a Thika hotel

"Its forbidden to steal hotel towels please.  If you are not a person to do such thing please don't read this notice".

In a hotel in Mombassa

"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours 9 and 11 a.m. daily".

In a club

"Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar".

 

 

PITY JUST FEELS SORRY COMPASSION TAKES ACTION.

Back

 

Home    Biography    Guru's Desk   The Lamp   Coming Events   What's New   Courses Offered

Success Stories  Online Clinic   Smile Please   Inspirational Stories   Registration   Announcements

Free Brouchures    Advertisements   Photo Gallery    Suggestions / Comments   Jobs

Recommended Books   Free Downloads   Poetry Section   Contacts

       

Webmaster: Adeel Khan  Personal Web : www.adeelad.com Email: ad97@iname.com

Last Modified on Sunday, December 24, 2000

Please do Press RELOAD & REFRESH buttons of your browser to view the latest page