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| * * WHAT IS MARRIAGE ? * * |
| Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what your want, then when you asee that the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. --------------------------------------------------------------------- A happy marriage is matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. --------------------------------------------------------------------- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "you know, I was a fool when I married you". And the husband replied, "yes, dear but I was in love and did not notice". --------------------------------------------------------------------- A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife wanted". After a couple fo days, he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine". --------------------------------------------------------------------- A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with dishes. --------------------------------------------------------------------- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy, if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher ...... and that is good thing for any man. --------------------------------------------------------------------- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman in one who can find such a man. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Before marriage, a man yearn for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. --------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Eighty percent of married man cheat in America, The rest cheat in Europe. --------------------------------------------------------------------- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can not face each other, but still they stay together. --------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every work you stay, talk in you sleep. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Contributed by; Abdus Samad, Islamabad
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THINK POSITIVE WAY TO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE. |
