| In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I
never saw either of the calendar.
Always
wanted to be procrastinator, but never got around to it.
My friend
has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, He takes something for it.
Love is
grand -- divorce is a hundred grand.
Time may be
a great healer, but its' also a lousy beautician.
Age doesn't
always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
Life not
only begins at forty, it begins to show.
One of
life's mysteries -- How can two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.
Never be
afraid to try something new, Remember amateurs built the ark -- Professionals built the
Titanic.
Politicians
and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the
same reason.
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THE INSTITUTE OF MIND
SCIENCES PAKISTAN 
