In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I
never saw either of the calendar.
wanted to be procrastinator, but never got around to it.
has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, He takes something for it.
grand -- divorce is a hundred grand.
Time may be
a great healer, but its' also a lousy beautician.
always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
only begins at forty, it begins to show.
life's mysteries -- How can two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.
afraid to try something new, Remember amateurs built the ark -- Professionals built the
and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the