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GALLERY # 4

MEN AND WOMEN
 

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.  God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.  One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.  Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter".

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.  The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.  I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates.  Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made my proud.  Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

 

EVERY BODY PAYS FOR THEIR SINS
 

A man died and went to hell.  As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw his town's most notorious  lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful model.  "This is so unfair".  The man bellowed to the devil.  "I have to roast and suffer for all eternity, and that sleazy lawyer  gets to spend it with her?"  "Silence" the devil demander, jabbing his trident at the man. "You must pay your penance, and the model must pay hers".

Contributed by:

Mahjabeen Intezar, Karachi, Pakistan

 

EFFICIENCY!!

 

Because of problems with my back, I lie on the floor  and do exercises everynight.  Once when we stayed   at  a Motel, I was starting my exercise when something under the bed caught my eye.  It was a card, which stated: "Yes, we do clean under here, too".

Contributed by:

Mahjabeen Intezar, Karachi, Pakistan

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