| Getting married is very much like going to a
continental restaurant with friends. You order what your want, then when you asee
that the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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A happy marriage is matter of
give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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After a quarrel, a wife said
to her husband, "you know, I was a fool when I married you". And the
husband replied, "yes, dear but I was in love and did not notice".
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A man inserted an
advertisement in the classified: "Wife wanted". After a couple fo days, he
received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine".
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A perfect wife is one who
helps the husband with dishes.
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By all means marry. If
you get a good wife, you will be happy, if you get a bad one, you will become a
philosopher ...... and that is good thing for any man.
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A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman in one who can find
such a man.
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Marriage is when a man and
woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Before marriage, a man yearn
for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Eighty percent of married man
cheat in America, The rest cheat in Europe.
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After marriage, husband and
wife become two sides of a coin; they just can not face each other, but still they stay
together.
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If you want your wife to
listen and pay strict attention to every work you stay, talk in you sleep.
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Contributed by;
Abdus Samad, Islamabad
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THE INSTITUTE OF MIND
SCIENCES PAKISTAN 
