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GALLERY # 12

ONLY IN AMERICA
 

Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!

are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink! (and what's with the Braille at the drive through ATM's)?

do drugstore make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!

do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet cake!

do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!

do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage!

do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting,so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to in the first place!

do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!

do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures".

 

CHILDREN OF TODAY
    

 

Two minor kinds are talking to each other:

A. How old are you?

B. Five or six years old/

A. Tell me exactly, five or six.

B. I don't know.

A. Tell me one thing, do you have a girl friend?

B. No, I don't have girl friend.

A. It means you are five years old.

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