Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink! (and what's with the Braille at the drive through
do drugstore make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries, and a diet cake!
do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters!
do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage!
do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting,so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to in the first place!
do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight!
do we use the word
"politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin means
"many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures".