Remember, Marriage is the
number one cause of divorce. Its TRUE! Statistically 100% of all divorces are the
result of a marriage!
Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and Suffering.
I married Miss Right. I
just didn't know her first name was Always.
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
The most effective way to
remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
A man inserted an "ad"
in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine".
First guy (proudly): "My
wife's an angel ! " Second guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive".