3 people were on a plane.  One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle.  What do I do with it?", the pilot told him to throw it out the window.  The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window.  the third one asked the pilot, 'I have a bomb.   What to do with it?"  The pilot told him to throw it out the window.   When they landed they met a man crying.  When asked whey he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle".

They met a woman who was crying for the same reason.  Then they met a man laughing.  They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted.  Then the building blew up."

BUS # 54


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.  She wanted to see the Capitol building.   Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus.  It will take you right there".   She thanked the officer and he drives off.  Three hours later the police officer returned of the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.  The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus.  That was three hours ago.  Why are you still waiting?"  The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now.  The 45th bus went by !"




A teacher is teaching in her nursery class.  She suddenly asked the class, "What date is today"?   The youngest of the class answered, "Miss, today is the first of month".   The teacher looked at her and asked her, "You are too small, how did you know that today is the first"?  She replied, "because Miss, my mother was talking happily with my father today in the morning".




Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and woman gains her master's.


The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

TEARS The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
DOCTOR A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
CRIMINAL A guy no different from the rest ... except that he got caught.
DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes.
FATHER A banker provided by nature.
MISER A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
RUMOR News that travels at the speed of sound.
WORRY Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
WOMAN Single definition yet to be finalized .... (Please help me out...)
Best regards,

Nadeem Shahzad


IF IT HAPPENS ! ------

If girls leave home with full veil (purdah), then how bus stop become full.

If boys do not chase girls, then how the girls reach their schools / colleges in time.

If the chastity remain in the faces of girls, then how people run the business of make-up items.

If cloth prices go up, then our films are sold in black.

If the office secretary does not come to office in fashionable clothes and with full makeup, then how the boss remains in the office.

If the curse of dowry is finished, then who will execute and burn daughter in laws (bahoo).


Abdus Samad ---- Islamabad




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